One email when a new review lands

Malvina buys the things she reviews, uses them for weeks before writing a word, and says the unflattering part out loud. The newsletter is simply that, delivered — a short email when a new review goes live, written the way she'd tell a friend about it. There is no fixed schedule: a verdict takes as long as the testing takes.

What you'll actually get

• An email when a review is ready — and nothing in between. When there's nothing worth saying, we don't send anything.
• The new review — the verdict, the price we paid, and the honest annoyance we found.
• The occasional heads-up when something we've already tested drops to a genuinely good price.

What you won't get

• Daily emails, or anything we haven't personally used.
• Your address passed to anyone else. Ever.